Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
I could listen to this forever and never get bored
Tryna get schoolwork done before that deadline like
I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.
Derek Jeter’s last game at the Yankee Stadium
We want to thank the good lord for making Derek Jeter a Yankee (Fans sign)
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
THE TEA IS SPILLED