hi, i'm cady and i'm 19.
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stability:

[Via]

enemaroberts:

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shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

nii-cat:

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin

WOW

hendumst:

I could listen to this forever and never get bored

hotwinger:

Tryna get schoolwork done before that deadline like

image

dogweeds:

a tribute

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

starrdork:

Derek Jeter’s last game at the Yankee Stadium

We want to thank the good lord for making Derek Jeter a Yankee (Fans sign)

Rate My Professor. 

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

lindsaychrist:

THE TEA IS SPILLED

MD